Finnish porn movie producer Pertsa returns from America to his home country to continue his profession with hopelessly small budgets and incompetent casts and crews. A self-ironic satire about director Donner's scandalous fame in late 1960s Finland, notorious for a graphic long shot of his penis pointing northeast.
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| Directing | Jörn Donner | Director |
| Writing | Jörn Donner | Writer |
| Production | Arno Carlstedt | Producer |
| Camera | Heikki Katajisto | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Jörn Donner | Editor |
| Sound | Paul Jyrälä | Sound Effects |
| Directing | Jaakko Talaskivi | Assistant Director |
| Production | Raija Mathys | Location Manager |
| Camera | Eero Salmenhaara | Camera Operator |
| Editing | Erkki Seiro | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Tuomo Kattilakoski | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Production | Tuula Söderberg | Production Secretary |
| Camera | Kaj Lall | "B" Camera Operator |
| Editing | Jaakko Talaskivi | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Pekka Lehto | Sound Assistant |
| Camera | Pirjo Honkasalo | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Paul Jyrälä | Production Sound Mixer |
| Production | Jörn Donner | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Claes af Geijerstam | Original Music Composer |